I didn't think so!!A United States Marine was attending some college courses between assignments. He had completed missions in Iraq and Afghanistan. One of the courses had a professor who was an avowed atheist and a member of the ACLU.
One day the professor shocked the class when he came in. He looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
are real, then I wants you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop. Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here I am God. I'm still waiting.'
It got down to the last couple of minutes when the Marine got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and cold-cocked him; knocking him off the platform. The professor was out cold. The Marine went back to his seat and sat there, silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and sat there looking on in silence.
The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken, looked at the Marine and asked, 'What the heck is the matter with you? Why did you do that?'
The Marine calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting America's soldiers who are protecting your right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me....'
Atheist Professor who talks to God.
Grade? _______
Winner! Irony Award Q4.08
2 comments:
The lesson? Believers are dangerous and violent and should be watched carefully for behavior like the insane marine.
Here I am God, I'm still waiting. Those who teach anarchy are always stunned at the results of their teachings.
..thanks Morsecode for stopping in.
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