RECALL NOTICE:
The Maker of all human beings (GOD) is recalling all units manufactured, regardless of make or year, due to a serious defect in the primary and central component of the heart.
This is due to a malfunction in the original prototype units code named Adam and Eve, resulting in the reproduction of the same defect in all subsequent units. This defect has been technically termed "Sub-sequential Internal Non-Morality," or more commonly known as S.I.N., as it is primarily expressed.
Some of the symptoms include:
1. Loss of direction
2. Foul vocal emissions
3. Amnesia of origin
4. Lack of peace and joy
5. Selfish or violent behavior
6. Depression or confusion in the mental component
7. Fearfulness
8. Idolatry
9. Rebellion
The Manufacturer, who is neither liable nor at fault for this defect, is providing factory-authorized repair and service free of charge to correct this defect.
The Repair Technician, JESUS, has most generously offered to bear the entire burden of the staggering cost of these repairs. There is no additional fee required.
The number to call for repair in all areas is: P-R-A-Y-E-R.
Once connected, please upload your burden of SIN through the REPENTANCE procedure. Next, download ATONEMENT from the Repair Technician, Jesus, into the heart component.
2. Joy
3. Peace
4. Patience
5. Kindness
6. Goodness
7. Faithfulness
8. Gentleness
9. Self control
Please see the operating manual, the B.I.B.L.E. (Basic Instructions Before Leaving Earth) for further details on the use of these fixes.
WARNING: Continuing to operate the human being unit without correction voids any manufacturer warranties, exposing the unit to dangers and problems too numerous to list and will result in the human unit being permanently impounded. For free emergency service, call on Jesus.
DANGER: The human being units not responding to this recall action will have to be scrapped in the furnace. The SIN defect will not be permitted to enter Heaven so as to prevent contamination of that facility. Thank you for your attention!
– GOD
2 comments:
This sent me on a new search for "Why is the regular guy and gal being swamped by all these extremists?" It feels like a CIA operation... but that is just me.
D2R2 Just saw "who walked the water" and the extremist post; poetry inciteful and the post inspires balance and exposes out of balance. However, Jesus Christ was and is out of balance with the world on every point, so teaching the Word which is "Christ" to the world will always bring one or another result. Believers can hear it and unbelievers are repelled by it. That is why God says, shake the dust off your feet, and do not cast pearls before swine. Light cannot commune with darkness. Either the darkness will be dispelled by the light, or the darkness will leave, ie. walk or run away. Darkness and light will be evident by destruction versus profit. Discern spirits by "where's the profit?" Is the One True God glorified, or idolatry? Check the constitution, bill of rights, preamble, etc. inspired by God with great profit to America. Where is that profit headed now? What spirits are at work? Rebuke, reject, exhort toward righteousness accomplished by Christ. Check Charles Stanley, one Godly man left alive on earth; so many are dead; that's one reason America is declining rapidly; lack of Christian believing and leaders in prayer. So your praying is so vitally important; you have the strength.
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